You do look at porn, don’t you?

A recent attempt by scientists at the University of Montreal to study the views and attitudes held about sex by those men who regularly looked at pornography compared with those who never  had ran into problems very early on: -– as the Telegraph reported, the researchers were unable to find any men

Not my fault! Top 5 actual porn surfing excuses…

As Duffster found out not so long ago, even the most unlikely candidates turn up with porn on their hard drives. So what are the top five excuses for being caught with your pants down?

 

Er... I was searching for old school friends, honest!

Help is on the way

It was with some distress I read Duffster’s post discovering his father had been lurking around some of the seedier back streets of the internet. Despite what Ernest Borgnine claims, masturbation is a mortal sin and will not only lead to hairy palms and poor eyesight but, according to the Passion For Christ Movement (PC4M), can also mean an eternity in the burning fires of hell.

Fortunately, as P4CM point out, when God wants to take His message of deliverance across the globe there is NO stopping him. And God has decided to save the masturbators by producing a bold range of hip t-shirts so they can be freed through Christ.

I suggest Duffster immediately invests in such a garment for his Dad before it’s too late.

Do I Need a Parental Lock?

This is a story about ageing, sex, technology. and the pitfalls of having only a little knowledge as you navigate your way through the strange new world of cyberspace.

I read somewhere recently that if you want to succeed as a writer, you need to write as if your parents were dead. I guess this advice makes sense; you need to throw off that indoctrinated, parental yoke that may prevent you from expressing yourself openly

Kitty Porn

This story just in is a modern variation on the old ‘dog ate my homework’  excuse.

 Man Blames Cat for Porn Download

 JENSEN BEACH (Aug 10, 2009) — A Florida man says his cat was responsible for 1000 child porn images found on his computer.

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.