Posted on March 10, 2010 by DrThrottling
Driving can be dangerous if you are not fully concentrating on the job at hand. This is why a number of countries have now made it illegal to either talk or text on a mobile phone whilst in charge of a vehicle.
Perhaps there should be a new piece of legislation enacted in Florida after 37 year-old Megan Mariah Barnes caused a two vehicle crash whilst shaving her pubic hair!
In her defence, Ms Barnes told Highway Patrol officers she…
…was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit
Which is why she got her ex-husband to lean over from the passenger side and take the wheel while she tidied things up down below. Predictably this is not the first time Ms Barnes has found herself in trouble with the law. The day before the crash she was convicted of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license. She now faces further charges of driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.
In other news, this Californian driver hit a snag while giving himself an enema
The arresting officer Gary Dunnick told reporters…
My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there’s a funny side to this, but it’s also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this. It is unbelievable. I’m really starting to believe this stuff only happens in Florida Keys.
Filed under: Legal, Sex | Tagged: Bald Beaver, Beaver, Crash, Driving, Pubic Hair, Shaving Pubic Hair | 2 Comments »
Posted on March 4, 2010 by DrThrottling
Ok… I know I said I was saving to buy myself a Flying Penguin but that was before I read the Montreal Gazette and saw the company that made the giant inflatable beavers for the Winter Olympics closing ceremony is selling them off.
- Nothing says “Olympic Spirit” quite like a giant inflatable beaver
Dynamic Displays, who produced the six beavers in the parade, also made sixteen mounties, a dozen hockey players and four flying moose. 74 year-old Maria Reuten, who sewed the hockey players recalled…
It was exciting … the stuff you made is shown on television and the whole world is seeing it
Another employee, Cesar Gomez, summed it up neatly…
When people see the inflatables, they go crazy
You’re not wrong Cesar. And that’s why I’m busy stuffing my piggybank until I get the $5000 for my very own beaver. Apparently the moose cost more but who wants a moose when you can have a beaver?
And $5000!!! That’s a bargain…
Filed under: Advertising, Culture, Sport | Tagged: Beaver, Giant Inflatable, Ideal Gift, Olympics, Winter Olympics | 2 Comments »
Posted on July 24, 2009 by Duffster
Ho-hum, here we go again, just another girl selling her virginity to pay for something she can’t afford. Seems like there’s one of these stories every week, right? At least that’s what I thought when news articles appeared yesterday about a 28-year-old Ecuadorian woman, Evelyn Duenas, running an internet auction in Spain, hocking off her hymen to the highest bidder. But some quick research found that this practice is far less common than first imagined. In the last two years, Google reveals only four well-publicised instances (with this latest being the fourth). Continue reading
Filed under: Culture, Sex | Tagged: Beaver, Capitalism, Vagina | 12 Comments »