Kitty Porn

This story just in is a modern variation on the old ‘dog ate my homework’  excuse.

 Man Blames Cat for Porn Download

 JENSEN BEACH (Aug 10, 2009) — A Florida man says his cat was responsible for 1000 child porn images found on his computer.

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music.

He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on US$250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

As with many stories today, the journalism is sorely lacking and we here at Bartenders would like some of the following questions answered:

Did the cat also download any images of very young kittens?

Were any of them being abused by hulking ginger toms?

What sorts of positions were they in?

Did they have milk dripping off their faces?

Time for a drink, me thinks! Cheers!

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