Useless Inventions

I love a completely crappy invention.

And at blog.modernmechanix.com they’ve got hundreds.

This is my favourite so far… the Third Skate.

A third skate designed for use with a hockey stick has a long, handlelike extension provided with an adjustable saddle which permits the roller-skater to coast sitting down… A built-in brake, operated by means of a convenient hand lever, enables the coaster to slow down or stop easily. The hockey stick can be removed for use.

And that’s the clincher for me right there… “The hockey stick can be removed for use

How very handy.

Look how thrilled she is... lucky girl.