Obamarama Action Figures

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Just announced, Michelle Obama is joining her husband in the doll/action figure market.  Michelle will come complete with three lovely outfits, all sleeveless, designed to show off her fully posable, gym-honed, upper arms.  Pretty.
michelle1

Plastered-on smile ideal for boring receptions

I have to say Michelle is a little bit more more appealing then Barack who comes with a scary looking, fully pointable finger. Careful with that thing, Barack.

Neither of the dolls seems to be wearing a wedding ring.  No doubt  conservative fundamentalists  will soon be demanding to see  a genuine marriage certificate. These “marriagers”  will then refuse to believe  any official document they are shown.

Fully pointable finger

Fully pointable finger

Personally, I won’t be buying any Obama action figures until they can be posed doing a terrorist fist bump.

fist bump


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