Drunken Monkeys

I was going to sit here and compose a beautifully moving piece about Life, The Universe and Everything.

But then I thought, “Fuck it” and spent my time searching for Youtube clips of Drunken Monkeys…



Which raises a question…



5 Responses

  1. Hah, the monkeys that are the drinkers end up being troupe leaders. Even monkeys know that you can’t trust a teetotaller.

  2. I love the way the Troupe Leader asserts his/her status by rolling around on a table waving their legs in the air…… you’ve got my vote.

  3. i swear i’ve served a daquiri or two to those monkeys before…

    • I bet the little fuckers didn’t pay for them though…

      I like the way the people on the beach don’t even notice. What if those monkeys were spiking their drinks? Perhaps an enterprising investigative reporter should take note… there could be a story here.

      • I’m near certain that the monkey rolling around on the bench was a definate victim of drink spiking.

        If you look carefully, there’s another monkey roaming around in the background equipped with a packet of white powder and an, obvious, evil intent.

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