“Family Man” Politician in “Messy” Sex Scandal

I love a good sex scandal, especially when it reveals the hypocrisy of politicians. This latest affair is a particularly good example. The politician involved is Californian GOP Assemblyman Mike Duvall, a married man with two children who has been praised many times by the Republican Party for his staunch promotion of family values.

It turns out that these values weren’t all he’s been “promoting”. Duvall has recently been busted for banging Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, an energy company lobbyist. What makes this story particularly juicy is that Duvall’s dalliance wasn’t revealed by an intrepid reporter, a vengeful wife or a jilted lover. No, the best part about this was that Duvall outed himself!

Here’s what happened. Prior to the commencement of a meeting, Duvall was sitting in the assembly chamber boasting of his sexual exploits to a colleague seated beside him. What he didn’t realise was that the microphone in front of him was turned on and the conversation was being recorded. The recording was given to a local radio station who played it to the world. Here’s a sample of Duvall’s “boasts”:

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!

So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’

Do you like spanking her, Mike? Do you? Do you? Hmm? Hmm? Is this really any way for a publically elected 54-year-old official to carry on? I don’t know what would be more embarrassing—being caught in this manner or the idiot frat boy style of his boasts.

If you get the chance and want a real laugh, head to the TPM website and read the comments underneath. Here’s a selection to keep you going:

heidi

Heidi "Bad Girl" DeJong Barsuglia

Diogenes cruelly remarks:

Yikes! She looks like the Joker’s sister! She’s a real two bagger.

And the guy was BRAGGIN?? Whut a putz…

Prefabfar sets one up with this information:

“Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude from California State University”,

which is responded to by a sniggering Max Headroom:

Are we sure it wasn’t “cum loudly”?

Mike Duvall ignominiously joins a long line of arch-conservative Republicans who preach family values without having any idea what these values actually are.

Whoop Whoop. News Update: Duvall is now denying the affair, stating that he was engaging in “inappropriate storytelling.”

Do you have to die to be nominated for a Darwin Award?

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3 Responses

  1. “Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. He is just another name that can be added to the list of Republican 2009 summer of love: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire.

    • Pretty much agree with your assessment of th GOP. I’m about to post an update with respec to Duvall’s (non) denial.

  2. […] Sex Scandal Update Posted on September 11, 2009 by Duffster Updating the previous post, here is the statement from Assemblyman Mike Duvall about his resignation (thank you Dr Throttling […]

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