Going Postal

The residents of Roseville on Sydney’s north shore have been complaining that someone has been stealing their mail recently.

The forces of law and order swung swiftly into action and, after a lengthy surveillance operation, have arrested…  the Postman.

Detectives in charge of the case revealed that the 38 year old postal worker, who lives with his parents, didn’t appear to be motivated by fraud.

“At this stage it would appear that he just hadn’t delivered the letters. He delivered a certain amount of them and, once his shift was complete, if he didn’t deliver all of the letters, there would be a situation that his job was done for the day.”

Fuck this, I'm off to the pub

Fuck this, I'm off to the pub

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