Here’s a role model for the kids!

This is Mastercard priceless. One of Tiger’s slappers comes out with a winner, believing that she was the only “other woman”. Here’s the quote from Cori Rist:

“I’m not like most of these girls. I’m a mum and I try to set the right example by my son.”

Nuff said!

Tiger’s not a role model for morality, he’s a sportsman

So, the First Church of Tiger Woods been disbanded and the sole pastor will be letting the web domain TigerWoodsisGod.com lapse. Telling us why, Pastor John Ziegler writes that:

The events of the past few days have revealed Tiger to be a serial adulterer, a blatant liar, and a selfish coward. While I am sure I will

You do look at porn, don’t you?

A recent attempt by scientists at the University of Montreal to study the views and attitudes held about sex by those men who regularly looked at pornography compared with those who never  had ran into problems very early on: -– as the Telegraph reported, the researchers were unable to find any men

Christmas Cheer! 14 of our favourite Santa cartoons

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Where can I buy a Merkin?

For many years I thought the Merkin was an urban myth.

It wouldn’t have surprised me… what better myth to invent than a funny sounding word about a naughty area of the body. I thought there couldn’t possibly be any circumstances in which someone would actually want to buy a pubic wig.

Until this week that is…

My wife has had an unfortunate accident at the waxing parlour.

The Ten Hottest Actresses of the Decade

10. Kirsten Dunst ( Age 27) — Kicked off the decade with Bring It On (2000), and hit the big time in the blockbuster Spiderman (2002) movies. Dunst reminds me of a younger version of Cameron Diaz in that they both do cute-sexy-funny better than anyone else.

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Does Everyone have a Skeleton in the Cupboard?

Okay… so in the last two days we have seen Carrie Prejean suddenly drop her lawsuit against the Miss USA pageant when they played her a tape she once made for a boyfriend. The tape, which shows Prejean performing an act which

Women can’t jump. It’s not ladylike and they might hurt themselves

I really thought we were beyond the bullshit of excluding women from competing in certain sporting events at the elite level. Once it was discovered that women didn’t fall over dead if they ran further than

“Combat Barbie” becomes new Miss England

I can only imagine what the Sun headline for this story might be. Suggestions below please.

Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge (pictured left and below), known in her unit as Combat Barbie, has been elevated from the runner-up position to Miss England and she will now represent her country at the upcoming Miss World final. Her elevation to the number one spot occurred when the original winner, Rachel Christie, resigned after she was involved in a nightclub brawl with Miss Manchester. (You can’t make this shit up.)  

Hodge, a sometimes lingerie model, has previously been posted with her

Amy Winehouse definitely no longer on drugs. Yeah, right.

Just a quick word of advice for Amy Winehouse — if’ you’re going to get your boobs enlarged, maybe your wardrobe needs some

In praise of … Hipster Librarian Chic

Check out my books!

As many of our regular readers are no doubt aware by now, here at Notes we are quite partial to a well-made cocktail. What you may not know is that we also appreciate a good book, because we have delusions of

Sex with a Shetland Pony. Anyone? Anyone?

 

Sometimes, just sometimes, you come across a story that is so outrageous that you have to post it in full. Bestiality, getting fucked to death by a horse, “full grown horses!”, dogs, pornographic videos. You can’t make this shit up!  Enjoy.

Man accused of horse-sex trouble — again

Important Life Lesson

Thanks to xkcd we can avoid awkward situations like this…

Who wants to be a sexist cougar?

Okay, in the past week we’ve posted on racism (blackface) amd sizeism (little people). Although there are many more “-isms” to cover, let’s now deal with some sexism.

The clip you are about to watch is from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and I can categorically state that this scene would never have occurred if the host were male and the contestant a woman. So, here we have the host, a horny old cougar, Meredith Vieira, about to devour

Dove’s Confusing Message for Women

This particular commercial won two Golden Lions at Cannes. At its most basic, the dominant message that the advertisement wants to convey to us is this: the images we see on billboards, on television, and magazines are fake, constructed, an idealised form of